Much to my supreme JOY he replied (a bit offhandedly) that he had a $2,000 fancypants (replace fancypants with the brand and specs) keyboard at his dads house and we could go pick it up this weekend.
Well readers, I'm now a proud owner of a fancypants keyboard, stand and amp!
You can't see it but I've put post it notes on the keys for C chord, Fmaj7 and F6! I downloaded "Learn and Master Piano" and so far so good! I have headphones so I can practice quietly but I mentioned to Zoltan that the baby should hear the sounds too. Even if it's not quite music yet, it's stimulating sounds. So he rummaged around and found an amp in a closet. Voila! Piano lessons begin!